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Jokes To Make You Laugh
If you want to brighten your day with dark people, this is the site for you!
Q: Why do Mexicans make refried beans?
A: Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time?
Q: Why do Mexicans have small steering wheels?
A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
A: Roberto!
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a lowered car?
A: Carlos!
Q: Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
A: He had loco-motives.
Q: Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
A: Her teacher told her she had to do an essay....................."ese"
Q: Did you hear about the Mexican racist?
A: He joined the que que que.
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?
A: Alien vs Predator.
Q: What's the difference between pick and choose?
A: Pick means to select something and choose is what a Mexican wears on his feet.
Q: What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?
A: Cuatro, sink-o.
Q: What is lazy and owns a lawnmower?
A: A Mexican with a job.
Q: What do you call a Mexican midget?
A: A paragraph cause he's too short to be an essay.
Q: What do you get when you cross Speedy Gonzales with a country singer?
A: Arriba McEntire.
Q: What do you call two mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.
Q: Why do Mexicans never cross the border in groups of three?
A: Because there is no tres-passing.
Q: Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?
A: Tequila.
Q: How does every Mexican joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: What do you call a bunch of mexican stoners?
A: Baked Beans.
Q: Whats the difference between a smart Mexican and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters
Q: What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?
A: I don't know either, but imagine that thing picking oranges
Q: What do you call a Mexican chick with no legs?
A: cuntswaylow
Q: What do you call tall Mexicans?
A: Churros
Q: Why cant Mexicans have a barbeque?
A: The beans keep falling through the grill
Q: What do you get when you cross a Chinese and a Mexican man?
A: A car thief who can't drive!
Q: What do you call an Mexican in the knockout stages of the World Cup?
A: A Referee.
Q: Whats the difference between a Mexican and a deadbeat?
A: About three Coronas.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German?
A: A Beaner-Schnitzel
Q: Why were there only 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?
A: They only had two cars.
Q: What happens when a Mexican and an ASIAN make a baby?
A: A car thief who can't actually drive is born.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Iranian?
A: Oil of Ol'e.
Q: Why did God give Mexicans noses?
A: So they'll have something to pick in the winter.
Q: What were the 2 Mexican FireFighting Brother's names?
A: Hose A and Hose B
Q: What kind of cans are there in Mexico?
A: Mexicans.
Q: How do you teach a Mexican to swim?
A: Put fence infront of the pool
Q: What's a Mexicans favorite book store?
A: Borders
Q: Why don't Mexicans play hide and seek?
A: Cause nobody will look for them.
Q: Name the only american holiday a mexican won't celebrate?
A: Labor day!
Q: What do you call a building full of Mexicans?
A: Jail
Q: Why are Mexicans and basketball players a like?
A: They both run jump shoot and steal
Q: What do Mexicans and vending machines have in common?
A: They both take your money and don't work.
Q: What do you call a little mexican?
A: a paragraph cause he's not an ese yet
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It doesn't matter because they're all to short.
Q: How do you keep Mexicans from stealing?
A: Put everthing on the top shelf.
Q: Whats the difference between St. Patrick's day and Cinco de Mayo?
A: Nobody pretends to be Mexican.
Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
A: Cross country
Q: What do you call a guy thats half Mexican and half Chinese that wears only one sneaker?
A: Juan Chu
Q: Why can't Mexicans be firemen?
A: They can't tell the difference between jose and hose b
Q: Why don't Mexicans cross the border in 3's?
A: Because it says no tres-passing
Q: How Do You Starve A Mexican?
A: Put Their Food Stamps In Their Work Boots.
Q: Did you hear about the winner of the mexican beauty contest?
A: Me neither.
Q: What do you call a completely shaven Mexican?
A: A smooth criminal.
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just Juan
Q: What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook?
A: Steal a chicken
Q: How do you stop a mexican from robbing your house?
A: Put up a help-wanted sign
Q: What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?
A: Grand Theft Auto.
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?
A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Q: What do you call a Mexican baby?
A: A beanie baby
Q: What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
A: Unemployed.
Q: Why do Mexicans drive low riders?
A: They are too short to get into any other type of car.
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a tire?
A: It depends on how many need to get out of the trunk first.
Q: Why do Mexicans not want their kids to marry African Americans?
A: They are afraid their grandchildren will be too lazy to steal.
Q: Why do you never see a funeral procession in Mexican neighborhoods?
A: There are never enough jumper cables.
What do you call a mexican on a riding lawnmower?
Promoted
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What do you call a building full of Mexicans?
Jail
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What does a mexican get 4 christmas?
Your TV
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Why are mexicans and basketball players a like?
they both run jump shoot and steal
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What do you call one Mexican on the moon? A problem. What do you call two mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all of the mexicans on the moon?
Problem solved
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Why aren't there any mexican's in hell?
they jumped the border
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Why do mexicans wear their baseball cap with the brim up?
So they have a place to keep their taco.
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what do you call a mexican who;s had his car stolen?
Carlos
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why do mexicans put there names on their car
so they dont steal them
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what do mexicans and vending machines have in common?
they both take your money and don't work.
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Why do mexicans wear pointed boots?
Because it makes it easier to get over a fence.
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what did the mexican say to the house that fell on him
get off me home's
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How do you keep mexicans from stealing?
Put everthing on the top shelf.
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What did Davy Crocket say when he saw all the mexicans running towards the alamo?
Who ordered concrete?
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What is the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?
One can raise a child.
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What do you call a Mexican with a new car?
A felon
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Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek?
They don't work in the future either!
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Did you hear about the two car pile-up in the Walmart parking lot?
50 Mexicans died
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Why do mexican kids walk around school like they own the place?
Because their dads built it and their mom clean it.
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What's a mexican's favorite sport?
cross country
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Why cant mexicans play uno?
Because they always steal the green card
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2 mexicans are in a car, who is driving?
A cop
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Why can't mexicans be firemen?
They can't tell the difference between jose and hose b
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Why were there only 5,000 mexican soldiers at the battle of Alamo?
They only had 2 vans.
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What do you call a group of stoned mexicans?
Baked beans
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When a Mexican runs into a wall whats the first thing that hits?
His Lawn Mower
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How do you stop a Mexican tank?
Shoot the guy pushing it.
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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of crap...?
the bucket
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What do you call a mexican baptism?
Bean dip
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What do you call a mexican that can't do any thing?
A mexican't
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What is the difference between a pizza and a mexican?
A pizza can feed a family of four
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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black person?
Somebody too lazy to steal.
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What do you call a mexican that is barefoot and stepped in poop with his toe?
A PUTO
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If there was a maze with with a million dollars in the center who do you think would win: the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, a smart mexican, or dumb mexican?
The dumb mexican, the rest don't exist.
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Why don't mexicans cross the border in 3's?
Because it says no trespassing
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What do you call a midget mexican?
Paragraph because he is to short to be an essay
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Why doesn't the border have electric wires?
Because Mexicans will steal the electricity to power their house.
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Why are Mexicans so short?
They all live in basement apartments.
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How Do You Starve A Mexican?
Put Their Food Stamps In Their Work Boots.
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What do you call 100 mexicans working on a roof?
Chingos
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Juan,carlos,and antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins?
Society.
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What do you call mexican basketball?
Juan on Juan.
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Did you hear about the winner of the mexican beauty contest?
Me neither.
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What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopuss?
I don't know but it could pick lettuce good.
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Why don't mexicans bbq?
The beans fall through the little holes.
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What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook?
steal a chicken
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Did you hear about that one mexican that went to college?
yeah.. me neither
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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?
Cuatro Cinco
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how do you stop a mexican from robbing your house?
put up a help-wanted sign
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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican?
A bench can support a family (sorry, that one is really mean)
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What is it when a Mexican is taking a shower?
A miracle.
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What do you call a pool with a mexican in it?
Bean Dip.
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What do Mexicans pick in the off season?
Their nose.
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A bunch of Mexicans are running down a hill, what is going on?
Jail Break.
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What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?
Grand Theft Auto.
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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the US!
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Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?
He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin. (burn)
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Why do Mexicans drive low riders?
They are too short to get into any other type of car.
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What is the greatest Mexican invention?
A solar powered flash light.
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Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?
Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
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What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike?
Chase after him, it's probably yours!
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Why are Mexicans so short?
When they're young, their parents say, "When you get bigger you have to get a good job."
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What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
Unemployed.
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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Doesn't matter, they're to short to reach the socket.
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How do you get 50 Mexicans is a phone booth?
Throw food stamps in it.
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