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Q: How do you blindfold a Chinese person?

A: Put floss over their eyes!

 

Q: Why is there no Disneyland in China?

A: No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.

 

Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?

A: Cha Ching!

 

Q: How does every Chinese joke start?

A: By looking over your shoulder.

 

Q: What do you call a Chinese rapist?

A: Rai Ping Yu

 

Q: What has 2 wings and a halo?

A: A Chinese telephone, Wing-wing, halo?

 

Q: What happens when a Mexican and an China man make a baby?

A: A car thief who can't actually drive is born.

 

Everything is made in China. Except for babies, they're made in VaChina.

 

Q: Did you hear about the new American Express Card they are issuing in Red China?

A: You never leave home.

 

Q: Heard about the new German-Chinese restaurant?

A: The food is great, but an hour later, you're hungry for power.

 

Q: What did one Chu say to the other Chu?

A: Is dat Chu bro?

 

Q: What do you call a surprised Chinese man?

A: Ho Lee Fuk

 

Q: What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg?

A: Irene.

 

Q: What do you call a drive by shooting where a Chinese guy gets shot?

A: CAPPUCINO (CAP-A-CHINO)

 

Q: What do you call a guy thats half Mexican and half Chinese that wears only one sneaker?

A: Juan Chu

 

Q: How do you blind an Chinese man?

A: You put a windshield in front of him.

 

Q: Did you hear the one about the Chinese Godfather?

A: He makes you an offer you can't understand.

 

Q: How do you know if an Chinaman robbed your house?

A: Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later the little f**ker is still trying to back out of your driveway.

 

Q: Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China?

A: Everybody won.

 

Q: What do you call a Chinese woman with an opinion?

A: Wong

 

Q: What do you call a Chinese dwarf?

A: Tai Nee.

 

Q: What do you call a Chinese woman on fire?

A: Mel Ting.

 

Q: What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?

A: Phil Ming.

 

Q: What do you call a bunch of Chinamen in a pool?

A: Rice Krispies

 

Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Chinese beauty contest?

A: Me neither.

 

Q: What is the most common crime in China?

A: Identity Fraud.

 

Q: What do you call a dumb Chinese prostitute?

A: Wun Dum Ho

 

Q: How do you know if a Chinese gang robbed your house?

A: All the rice is gone and 3 hours later they're still trying to backup out of the driveway.

 

Q: Why are there so many girls in a Chinese strip club?

A: Because of all the wangs

 

Q: What do you call an Asian receptionist?

A: Tai Ping.

 

Q: How many Chinamen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: It doesn't matter because they're all to short.

 

Q: What do you call a Chinese paralympian?

A: Lim Ping

 

Q: What did the Chinese father tell his daughter?

A: You allergic to bees.....Good! Get A's or C your way out of my house.

 

Q: What do you get when you cross a Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

 

Q: What do the Chinese do during erections?

A: They vote.

 

Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in China?

A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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